Ordinary Nothing

Yep, it’s time for another review of some of the more interesting search terms people have used in order to get here, of all places. Overall, it’s amazing what people search for on the Internet, and even more amazing what search engines think they’ll find here:

does yahoo lie about your account
Of course they do, all the time. But they call it Marketing, or Public Relations, so it’s alright

vodka
Try your cupboard dear. Or, since you came looking for Vodka on the Internet instead, try looking inside your stomach, I bet the content of the two empty bottles laying on the floor next to you is right there.

sex relation with aunty
Yes, we have a repeat offender. I keep telling them that this is the wrong place, and yet they still come. First someone wanted aunty to show her private parts, now they want sex… Now, I’m not saying it’s actually correlated, or actually means anything, but this one came all the way from Dubai, in the United Arab Emirates. Just saying.

husband fails polygraph test miserably
That doesn’t mean anything. Polygraphs are notoriously unreliable and meaningless. Then again, maybe he did have sex with that women.

catherine kwik-uribe mars phone
I was trying to figure out what Kwik-uribe means in Martian, and if Catherine is ET wanting to phone home… But then I recalled that chocolate company called Mars, with a Catherine kwik-uribe working for them. What a let-down. Although the same one got hits on the other chocolate company mentioned there, namely complaint on Cocoavia, and target customer cocoavia.

go naked at home
Sure. Feel free. Unless you live in Mexico, you can wear whatever you want at home.

hotmail gives israelis 2mb
Yes, that’s completely true. But stop taking things so personal, they only give 2MB mailboxes to everyone who isn’t from the US (or Puerto Rico). I tell you, those Israelis are a touchy lot…

mean bulk folder
Someone went looking for a mean bulk folder. We know it’s not a spammer, since they usually try to avoid them.

Time to tell Yahoo! what you think
I agree. Go right ahead and do it! What are you hanging around here for?

very scary ordinary
And look, it even rhymes!

free porn nothing needed
I wonder if this was a comment about how nothing else is needed if you have free porn, or a complaint by someone looking for free porn, finding nothing, and saying it’s needed.

“nature magazine” subscription id crack
People looking for serial numbers and cracks for games, and other computer programs, I’ve seen. Happen a lot. Why pay for software you can copy, after all, right? But here we have someone looking for a crack for a subscription ID for a magazine… That’s new.

odd comparison
Indeed.

ask jeeves different eye surgeries procedures
I only have one thing to say about that one, the search was made on Yahoo, not on Ask Jeeves.

That’s it for this time. The rest weren’t nearly as entertaining…

May 5th, 2005 at 0:17 EET | Categories: Weblogs | Track comments. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.