Remotely petting your chicken
Yes, the invention we’ve all been waiting for is finally here! Remote chicken petting device!
And, er, if it’s not absolutely clear, chicken here isn’t a euphemism for anything except chicken.
Because, of course, everybody needs to be able to pet their chicken when it’s in the yard and they are inside, right?
And even better, to pet the chicken when you’re out of the house, maybe
at the office, or maybe visiting friends. Can’t leave the chicken
unattended without constant petting. It may feel like you don’t love
her.
Hat tip to Letters of Marque,
which is often quite interesting, despite (or occasionally, like this
time, because of) Heidi’s obsessive interest in chickens…
April 11th, 2005 at 1:07 EET | Categories: Miscellaneous |
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