Pre-Eurovision

The Pre-Eurovision show was just broadcasted here. The supposedly best singers and bands Israel has to offer were competing to decide who will represent us in the Eurovision contest.

And I must say that so far I’m impressed. No, not with the songs, those are all seriously bad. They’re so bad, that I think it must be done on purpose.

Think about it. International relations are not too hot for us this year. We’re practically bound to lose votes due to politics, even if the song would be excellent. The result would be a lot of angry people complaining about it. Complaining about how all those countries (which would be labelled by the angry people as anti-Semitic for that) vote against us on purpose. That’s not the way to encourage harmony and peace. So instead, someone found out a way to prevent that.

We’ll send a bad singer, with a bad song. That way when we get poor votes, nobody will take it too hard when we get voted down. It’s downright brilliant.

And how do you make sure that the winning song here is bad? Easy! You make sure all contestants are bad. Which they were. Some were plain horrible, but the best were merely unimpressive and uninspiring. Either the song was bad, or the singer/s were bad, or both. Mostly both.

Very sad. We do have some good singers here, good musicians, good songs. Honestly, we do. But none of them made it as far as the Pre-Eurovision contest…

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