Everything a good news story should have
A sexual harassment lawsuit? Check.
Nipple fetish? Check.
A gorilla (a gorilla?!) ? Check.
What more could you possibly ask from a news story?
Two fired caretakers for Koko, the world-famous sign-language-speaking
gorilla, have sued their former bosses, claiming they were pressured to
expose their breasts as a way of bonding with the 300-pound simian.
Yep, you read that right. And that nipple fetish I mentioned? It’s not the boss’ fetish, it’s the gorilla’s. Seriously!
They were threatened that if they "did not indulge Koko’s nipple
fetish, their employment with the Gorilla Foundation would suffer," the
lawsuit alleged.
The lawsuit claims that on one occasion Patterson said, "’Koko, you
see my nipples all the time. You are probably bored with my nipples.
You need to see new nipples.’"
If I’d have seen this at a satire fake-news site, I would have been
sure that they stretched it a little too far. I guess it’s true that
reality is stranger than fiction…
March 4th, 2005 at 1:08 EET | Categories: Miscellaneous |
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